AWC and a Suzumebachi sat like bums on a couch in the middle of a deep, thick forest. They were watching three angry female skunks catfighting.
The Suzumebachi leaned back and shifted uncomfortably. "It's not much of a substitute for reality tv," she complained.
AWC shook her head, not turning her eyes from the dramatic furry woodland creatures. "Look, one of them's pulled hair out from another one's tail... ouch. Burn."
The Suzumebachi's stuffed bunny jumped up from where it had been sitting. "Only you can prevent forest fires!" It stopped looking frantic only when Suzumebachi gave it a comforting pat between the ears.
"There there," the killer bee said in a soothing voice, "Good little bunny-chan."
"You should train it or something," AWC said, as one skunk shoved another skunk hard in the ribs. "Like to detect environmental danger."
The Suzumebachi sighed. "I could but that would require work."
"Yeah. Work's rough."
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